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This is the Frequently Asked Questions Section... (Some might think that our questions and answers are quite silly but belive it or not there are some people out there who dont really know the answers this is a service to those people.)
Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could if a would chuch could chuck wood.
Q: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pecks of pickled peppers did peter piper pick? A: One Peck
Q: What is your name? A: Look at the tag in your underwear, this is most likely your name.
Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Because its not red.
Q: Why am I writing these? A: Because I can.
Q: Are people really this stupid? A: Usually there a whole lot dumber.
Q: Whose fault is it always? A: Rich Block.
Q: Who is the man on the moon? A: Neil Armstrong, They accidentally left him up there.
Q: War what is it good for? A: Absolutely Nothing.
Q: How many trees are in the forest? A: A lot.
Q: Why dont we colonize the sun? A: Its kinda hot year round.
Q: Who is the dumbest person in the world? A: You if you ddnt know any of these answers.


F.A.Q: This is the Frequently Asked Questions section, here we take all questions from all walks of life, and apply them to everyone. We try to cover all questions asked of everyone, not just of this site. But in general, there are so many people who dont even know there own name, and that is really pathetic, So out of the goodness in my own heart I decided to make this page as a service to those individuals. You know who you are.
Arent you a little to sarcastic?: You obviously dont know me very well, Im not sarcastic. In fact if I am sarcastic, the problem usually is Im not sarcastic enough. Sure sarcasm is a way to dodge quetions, and aviod sticky situations, but it can also be used to insult people.
Your too offensive.. Offensive is such a big word to describe my personality. I prefer to think of myself as gifted. To be able to pick out the flaws and imperfections in almost every facet of life.
Is this a joke Of course this is a joke. I only want an employer that understand sarcasm and humor. Because that is the type of person i am. I like to joke and have fun. But when work time hits, Ive got that coverd.